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She's Star Bound!
Saturday, August 4, 2001 - 12:23 AM EDT
I couldn't decide exactly what it was. I had picked up the latest copy of Maxim Magazine and saw this little picture of a classified ad in their letters section and it read like this:

"Next Stop Wonderland

SWF, 18, seeks SWM, 12-65, whose intelligence possesses a humor of sense, social skills, and a love of Internet chat rooms. Interests: men.  Maxim readers apply not"

Also, after actually reading the ad, I now know who it is. The bad grammar, the wording that makes no sense, and the love of Internet chat rooms, it could only be one person. This was further confirmed, the ad was signed "-LJ"

As LoA says,
If you want to talk my name is kinky thing 

If you want to flirt then I'm your secret fling 

I'm your cyber slut, I'm going to make you see 

I can make you happy if you play with me

Or as Dubyaz says,
'Their are hoes out there allying against your pathetic excuse for a penis. Though you are my brother, I wish nothing more than to see your reputation, and your head, thrown in her chest.'

Welcome and good luck is the meaning of both, I'm sure.

- skYcracker
Away for a couple days
Friday, August 3, 2001 - 3:41 PM EDT
I will be away for the next couple of days. I got the cold, something fierce. Hopefully this time Dubyaz and AG won't have enough time to break out the bong.

Rest assured Netgimp will be left in good hands, only God will no for sure.
- Lump
I Am Banned... Again
Thursday, August 2, 2001 - 8:16 PM EDT
Ye speak the truth, and you get whacked. Yup, this starts day 1 of my ban from #Adellion on Stratics IRC. She may be able to silence me there, but not here. Expect some major updates in the coming days since I can no longer spend my days ranting in there.
- Stoned Giant
Editorials Updated
Monday, July 30, 2001 - 11:14 AM EDT
I have updated the Editorials with my Penis Thinker rant. Makes for good toilet reading material.
- AG


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